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For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

Public Comments

1. LOL
2. hahaha lol very funny never heard it before good one
3. LMAO, that is too cute.
4. hehe.....
5. hahahha the best i've heard all day long.thx
6. Short of asking the Old Man if I could pay for the next box of condoms, I'd have probably done the same thing!...Great joke. Loved it!
7. lol that was the same thing that happened in my room last night
8. ha ha....loved it
9. LOL. You can't fault the little guy for his thinking! LOL.
10. Excellent.......lol Awesome joke......VERY FUNNY or not Keep em coming!
11. Love it.